Chuck Norris Facts

AS IF you didn't have enough useless information and trivia,well,just read on.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

More to come.
Brian

Funny Picture

Hey, I was perusing the "internets" and "blogosphere" (thank you G-Dub) and came across this picture and had to laugh out loud. Unless your a fan of "ALIEN" you'll never understand.
Brian

The Watchmaker

Hey all, I saw a really cool video @ church this last Sunday called the "Watchmaker".
Check out the video at kids4truth.com/watchmaker/watch.html. Since I don't know how to make this a link that takes you directly to the website, you'll have to cut and paste to your browser. I think you'll enjoy. It will definitely spark some conversation as to creation vs. evolution. Enjoy.

Brian

Career change....2

Well, they decided to not call me back after my oral boards for the police officer position. I scored pretty high despite the fact that I'm 43 and no experience, but that was the deciding factor, no experience. They suggested that I apply for reserves and get some practical experience in police work under my belt. So thats one of the directions I am going to try. On another note, please pray for a friend of mine that I work with. He told me today that his wife left him. He is obviously devestated. Pray for reconciliation and comfort for him. He is a Christian and is having a hard time understanding why God would allow this to happen to his family. Shades of Job:( In fact, he quoted Job 1:21 as his life verse right now."And he said, "Naked I came from my mothers womb, and naked I shall return there. The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord"." See ya

Brian